Got your attention with the title yeah? Thought so. Just an update from the past few days. If women’s health issues are too much for your pussy brained heads to handle then maybe skip to the end of this. If someone is judging me on this post than they should probably go look in the mirror and than educate themselves.
Giddy up! Friday I went to my OBGYN whom I absolutely adore. She is so professional and her whole staff is so friendly and nice. She asked me that dreaded trick question, “Am I sexually active?” I told her I don’t know how to answer that and she said, “In the past three months?” and I said, NOPE! Let the pity party continue!!! I got my annual exam/pap smear to make sure I am maintaining my rep of a clean punani. hahahah. Last year I had an abnormal test result. Turns out I have HPV ! I know who gave me that….. SO THANX 4 NOTHIN! -_- I was kind of freaked out and confused when she told me because I had the series of Gardisal vaccinations when they came out, but then I researched it more and it turns out there are multiple kinds of HPV. Gardisal protects me from the cancerous HPV, but even with all those years of health class I forgot that basically everyone in the sexually active population has HPV and its kind of just like a cold and clears up all on its own. Even my vagina got sick last year. Ugh.
Look at all this crap. Its kind of alarming.
I figured I might as well get some blood work done while I was there. I explained to the nurse that I had trouble bleeding last time and I have notoriously difficult tiny veins. Sure enough we had trouble on the right side. Apparently that vein is close to the surface so it looks like a good one but then the needle ends up poking halfway through and then I just bleed internally. We had more luck on the left side and the nurse gave me some tips to remember since patients typically know their own veins better than the nurses. I need a 23 gauge needle because my veins are so small and the left one is actually the better arm to use. My eyes look all fucked up in these pictures because they are swollen from crying so much Thursday night. :/
Omg. Megan sent this to me. lololololz. Even off the record I am too pussy to say anything.
That night I took some pills and watched Addicted to Love (1997) starring Meg Ryan and Mathew Broderick which was recommended to me by the senior retoucher at work. Basically they stalk their exes from the abandoned building across the street, charting their every mood and reaction and attempting to sabotage their happiness. Obvi I can relate!! But there were some great 90’s fashion moments in here too!!
Saturday morning, Shannon and I went to the Jeff Koons exhibit since its closing weekend at the Whitney. After these exhibitions they are moving to their new building in the meatpacking district. I’m not a huge Jeff Koons fan at all but I love the Whitney and shannon really wanted to go so I figured I might as well. I think the most impressive thing is his use of materials. That giant thing of play dough is made of polychromed aluminum.
These are so hideous its kind of amazing.
What is important to note here is that this girl is wearing a Cher Farewell Tour tee that she cut up herself. <3
Obviously Made In Heaven was my favorite series.
Shannon overheard this dad walking into the gallery with his daughter and he immediately tensed up and muttered to himself, “Okay…. we are going to look at this because its ‘art’…..and I’m…..going to think of a way to explain this…..to an eight year old……” bahahahahah
Went upstairs to look at the Edward Hopper Exhibit only to discover I had seen all of these paintings already!! Before Charlie moved to NOLA he was working at the Whitney in PR. He was always bitching about how the Whitney has so many amazing pieces that they cant show because they have to put together massive mainstream exhibitions like Jeff Koons. I mean… its is a business after all.
I did like this photograph from Steve Fitch and I am going to send this to my dad as I know he will appreciate it.
After that, Shannon and I took the bus crosstown through Central Park to Cafe Lalo. Fun fact: they filmed a scene from You’ve Got Mail here. It’s just been a Meg Ryan kind of weekend. *cue my mothers cringe*
Outfit of the day: finally wearing my teddy bear coat since its finally feeling like October. Hat is from Nordstrom in Santa Barbara. :)
Saw Gone Girl with Steff and LOVED it. I mean its some of my favorite movie people ever: David Fincher + Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross + Trish Summerville!! Even though I read the book I definitely forgot some key things that happened. Lolz. Omg when Amy rolls over on top of Desi mid sex and is covered in blood from the neck down I was obsessed. AhhhhhhhhhhH! Crazy bitches got to stick together! And she is a CRAZYYYYYYYY BITCHHHHHHHH. Another favorite Amy line is when she sees Andie on TV and remarks that she is hiding her ‘cum on me tits’.
Just something else I wanted to post about. When I was in Santa Barbara I got more film for my Instax camera at Urban Outfitters and also got this photo album thats made especially for the Instax mini poloroids!! Ahhh <333 Making some lovely memories here.